How to safely fly with your sex toys*wink*

Hello,I am laughing hard here,serious laugh.A friend called me now and said see what you caused,I didn't understand until she explained,LWKMD.

Her story-she was stopped at the check point when her carry-on bag started buzzing.It wasn't a bomb or a terrorist weapon but a vibrator.Lol okay and i caused it because she bought from me.She said when her bag was checked,the male agent pulled out the unwrapped device in full view of a bunch of travelers and i tell you she got the biggest vibe,so big.Lmao.

A pastor was behind her with his wife,my friend told me about the scowl on the pastor's face and his wife glancing away self-consciously in the other direction. Of course several other people in line giggled,she said "Just when I was recovering from total embarrassment and as I sat engrossed in my magazine at the gate area, two young guys next to me jokingly asked: 'Hi, aren't you that lady who just got buzzed at security?awwwwwww my friend.Lol

Okay let's get talking*holds laugh*

For those looking to avoid embarrassment,packing items you want to keep private in your checked luggage is the simplest way to avoid mishaps in the security line,though there's no guarantee that "your beloved companion" won't disappear from your suitcase,Baggage screeners may not know what it is and remove it just to be safe.pack your sex toys with care. Otherwise, be prepared to have your expensive toy collection ripped apart by security dogs.

Use common sense. Don't put sex toys in your carry-on baggage unless you absolutely have to.Remember that if they're confiscating toe nail clippers and eyebrow tweezers, they're definitely not letting you bring the fuzzy handcuffs, tit clamps, leather whip or unusually shaped vibrator on the plane. Don't put anything in your carry-on you aren't willing to part with if security decides it's potentially dangerous. Even if you believe their decision is uninformed, you won't be in any position to argue if you want to make your flight.

Bag your toys. Even if they're not liquid, you'll want to put each toy in a bag,even if you pack it in your checked luggage. If they single you out in the security line to have your bag pawed through and contents examined, you won't want those filthy gloves of theirs touching anything of yours destined for an intimate area -- not after they've been touching everyone else's shoes, child toys, hairbrushes, laptops and more Ewwwwww.Don't forget to bag your checked butt plugs as well -- if your bag gets spot-checked and opened, another pair of dirty gloves will be all over your plugs, and that's just gross

If Possible, Remove the Batteries: This is the surefire way to prevent a sex toy from accidentally turning on during transit and discharging all its battery power. Place your batteries in a plastic bag and store them separately.

Choose Products With a Lock Feature: If you're traveling with a rechargeable vibrating toy, or one with a battery can't be removed, check if it has a lock feature. This will prevent it from turning on, even if its buttons are accidentally pressed.

Pack Small/Discreetly Designed Products: Small toys are perfect for travel, as they can be stashed just about anywhere and are less likely to draw attention. Alternatively, a larger vibrator with a simple, understated design (e.g. no zebra stripes or glittery rabbit ears) can be an ideal option.

Pack It Between Other Items: Rather than let a sex toy roam freely in your carry-on or luggage, pack it in a carrying case or plastic bag and place it between layers of clothing. Should your bag get searched, this will buy you time to quietly explain that you're carrying a sex accessory and ask that your bag be searched in private. In Nigeria?*yimu* i doubt if this method of searching your bag in private will work.

If Questioned, Answer Honestly: While it may be tempting to insist your sex toy is really a pencil case/chew toy/marching band baton, lying could land you in hot water.Lmao Keep it brief when answering all questions and use straightforward, clinical terms. And relax -- security personnel have seen it all and have been trained to be sensitive in these matters. Once they realize what that curious little gadget is, they'll most likely send you on your merry way.lmao am laughing real hard typing this.

Let me teach you one lie a friend used one time,"Depending on the nature of the toy, you can say that it is a body massager and you have some sort of back problem but it depends on what the toy looks like anyway.LOL

But ideally,travelers should privately speak to the screener and just tell them what you are carrying.I always think that's the best thing *shrugs*

Hope the methods work for you ooooooo.Have you been embarrassed before?caught in the act?please share your story.